WTF Moment

(Cross-posted at Imustbedreaming)

So my mouse sauntered over to the Drudge Report this morning and clicked the headline: Bathroom Reading: Senator Craig to write book on airport sex arrest, which  brings you to this:

In a live interview on NewsChannel 7 Tuesday night – Craig, 62 – told Dee Sarton that he is in the process of writing a book on energy – that will also talk about his time in Congress – and the events of the past year.

WTF?  I can’t help but wonder what the target demographic is for this book, and if they’ll be ashamed when they’re buying it.  They should be.  Go buy a real book instead!

I don’t know if I’d even buy it as a gag gift. 

 

Center Stage

So is Howard Fineman ever right? 

Almost a month ago I posted about MSNBC’s Howard Fineman premature dismissal of Hillary Clinton’s candidacy.  Said Fineman,

Sen. Hillary Clinton’s campaign is teetering on the brink, no matter what the meaningless national horserace numbers say. The notion that she has a post-Iowa “firewall” in New Hampshire is a fantasy . . .

Today, Fineman’s piece, “Hillary Victorious; Pundits Eat Crow” , barely admits his mistake: 

I wrote a piece the other day about the apparent implosion of Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign in New Hampshire. My editors asked me to put a “new top” on my piece once the results were in. Unless, of course, I was wrong, in which case I would go immediately to Plan B. This is Plan B.

Fineman goes on to enumerate what he believes are the reasons for Hillary’s unexpected turnaround yesterday. 
It seems to me, however, that he leaves hints that he really knew she’d pull it off all along, specifically when referring to Saturday’s New Hampshire debate:

I thought at the time that Obama was mailing it in. He was flat and filibustering. Hillary got angry at one point, defending her record of accomplishment against the minimal achievements of her rivals. The conventional wisdom was that she hurt herself. I think she helped herself.

Notice how he “thought at the time” that Obama was mailing it in.  He also mentions her “record of accomplishment.”  Funny, two days ago he didn’t seem to feel that way:

The fact is, she doesn’t really have that much experience that is truly hands-on as an official. It was too easy for her opponents to question its validity.

Why he fails to point to Obama with the same accusing finger escapes me completely.  And, significantly, what seems to be escaping all of the pundits is an acknowledgement that the country has become more centrist thanks to the divisiveness of the current administration’s policies.  Many Democrats that were elected in 2006 in the south are not of the extreme left, but more conservative in several areas–namely, spending and security. 

Yesterday’s results seem to reflect that as well: NH voters resoundingly embraced the more centrist McCain over Huckabee*, and edged out Obama for Clinton.  I find it interesting that Edwards is the one with the message of “making one America again” of the “two Americas.”  It looks to me like we are already “one America”–one that’s fed up with divisiveness. 

(*It should be noted that Huckabee’s naming of an “Army for Jesus” probably didn’t sit too well with NH voters, either.  Just imagine 40,000 Marguerite Perrins–and try not to shudder.)

A Holiday Tune

In recognition of the deft apprehension of a reckless driver in front of me on the interstate this morning by a Vermont State Trooper, I offer this custom-made rendition for the holidays:

Dashing through the snow
On my way to work today
I had the luck to tail
A State Trooper half the way

He stayed in the left lane
And kept his blue lights on
Until we passed exit 18
And then the fun begun

(Chorus)
OHHHHHHH
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Statie had his blue lights on, did 40 all the way
Jingle bells, winter fells idiots each day
I wonder why the DMV just gives those things away

I’d stayed a good ways back
In case there was black ice
The Statie kept his pace ahead
So far the drive was nice

Then merging from the right
Some moron in a truck
He swerved a bit in front of me;
And then he pressed his luck

OHHHHHHH
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Statie had his blue lights on, did 40 all the way
Jingle bells, winter fells idiots each day
I wonder why the DMV just gives those things away

Just a bit further on
Down the road we went
The moron swerving back and forth
My patience nearly spent

In front of us I saw
The Statie change his track
He turned his blue lights off
And I held fairly back

The moron drove ahead
And passed the trooper when,
The trooper pulled in front of me
And lit blue lights again!

(SING IT WITH ME PEOPLE!!!)
OHHHHHHH
Moron swerved, justice served, copper nabs the jerk
What an interesting way to get to drive to work, oh,
Winter’s here, screw the deer, watch the road for trucks
People think that 4 wheel drive means they can drive like . . .

Learn how to drive or stay off the frickin road!

Testing I guess

Okay, I’m testing this bitch out with a post on drag queens.

Specifically, Glamazonia, the long time host of the Lifelong AIDS Alliance in Seattle’s Gay Bingo fundraiser.  According to Joe.My.God, the Alliance instituted a new set of anti-sexual harassment policies which led to Glamazonia being asked to either clean up her act or move on.

According to Glamazonia, it is strictly impossible for her to refrain from using the words “fuck” or “cunt” in her act so she’s no longer hosting.  As she says, “There was language [in the policy] how ‘the performer/mc will prepare material avoiding sexually suggestive material… will use appropriate language and avoid vulgar language.’ As a drag queen, if I stuck to this stuff by the letter, why, I’d have to wear a black robe and stand behind a podium and just read the numbers out. The contract said, ‘the host will not act in a flirtatious manner, will not wear reveailing (sic) clothing, will not make sexual gestures or comments.’ How could any drag queen appear or perform under these guidelines?”

Well, Dame Edna seems to manage it.  So does Charles Busch.   Indeed, even RuPaul managed to realize that “fuck” and “cunt” would probably result in her single not getting played, so, according to rumor that I’m making up for dramatic effect, changed the chorus of her song “Supermodel” from “You better work/FUCKING CUNT” to “You better work/COVER GIRL” and is now semi-famous for it.

Part of the problem, though, is that Glamazonia apparently didn’t even try and, apparently, doesn’t think she should have to.  The Seattle Lifelong AIDS Alliance is a non-profit organization providing needed services to those living with HIV/AIDS.  As a non-profit, they are dependent on charitable donations for their programs to function.  The more charitable donations they receive, at least in theory, the more programs they can offer and the more clients they can service.

The event in question is “Black Tie Bingo”.  Now, while I will fully admit I swear like a drunken sailor on my blog as well as when I’m drunk…and on a sailor…I know that there are appropriate places for outlandish behavior and there are times to not work “blue”.   When you have an event that seems to be specifically targeting a classier audience in an attempt to pull in bigger donor dollars, there are lines you shouldn’t cross.  It’s important to remember that the goal of the evening isn’t to show to the audience how outrageous one is, but to raise the most dollars possible for the cause.

Glamazonia seems to freely admit that the only humor she can pull off is offensive and inappropriate and, instead of trying to expand her act (and subsequently, quite possibly, expand her own client base), she ignores the requests of the organization and then rails at their impossible (although seemingly quite reasonable given the event) standards, blaming the organization and political correctness instead of her own inability when the organization no longer requires her services.

Are you kidding me?  It’s like she made an outfit out of sequins, feathers, gold lamé and the victim card.

Of course, the blogosphere ( or the section of it that actually cares) is aghast at the Lifelong AIDS Alliance for their actions.  Commentors at Joe.My.God called them everything from “stupid PC fucks” to “dumb fucking cunts”.  Of course, the inability of drag queens to self-censor appropriately is never called into question and, indeed, is soundly derided as being just another victim of “PC-itus”.

The same “PC-itus”, one would assume, that many gays and lesbians suddenly catch when someone calls them a “fag” or “queer”.  So, PC is hate speech…when you don’t like it?

The thing that’s most shocking about all of this is that a well-respecte agency dedicated to actually doing something in the community and helping those who need assistance is being raked over the coals because the only type of humor Glamazonia is self-admittedly capable of supplying is inappropriate trash humor.  If that’s not shooting oneself in one’s well-manicured, 12″-Fuck-Me-Pump wearing foot, I’m not sure exactly what is.